iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via kiss-the-monsters)

twentee-one:

why do girls dry-hump your dick when they’re making out with you

and then they don’t even unbutton your pants like c’mon stop being evil